Gee, lady, is that a bat in your bra or are you just happy to see me?
Some other good Mae West lines....
A hard man is good to find.
Good sex is like Bridge. If you don’t have a good partner you had better have a good hand.
When I’m good I’m really good. But when I’m bad I’m better.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
To err is human, but it feels divine.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.