LOL!
Way back when they said "surprised" for "preggers."
Two bulls, an old one and a young one walking together, reach the top of a hill and spy a herd of cows in the valley.
The young bull says, “Let’s run down and surprise one of those cows!”
The old bull looks down the hill at the cows, glances up at the sky, chews some, peers over at the youngster, out of the corner of his eye. winks and replies, “Let’s walk down and surprise them all!”