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Ms Feather!
Good morning,
Ms Feather!
Good morning,
Fellow Lardites!!!
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August 1 @ 1:05 PM CST
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Old Truck Blues
It ain’t the best looker on the block
looking more like it caught rocks
any yet for years it ran with ease
a faithful friend, sweet as you please
Few the aches and fewer the pains
a staunch shelter in heat or rain
the load box full of ‘important’ things
and me up front, the road’s true king
Its heart broke and stop that morn’
and I was afoot, its loss to mourn
Ol’ Blue had packed it in at last
I fear its time may be in the past
The station medic tending to its care
says for more then I have it’ll be fair
but I have to wonder if it may be saved
for without a grant it may get waived
It ain’t the best looker on the block
looking more like it caught rocks
any yet for years it ran with ease
a faithful friend, sweet as you please
Today's FEEBLE
YOKE: There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty shocking: 1. Only 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big. 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small. 3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway.