Did you insert the lit end in first?
“Did you insert the lit end in first?”
Lets just say I wasn’t going to burn my fingers poking it in! I really hate such idiots, I’m a big boy, I can make my own decisions and I can live with my own mistakes.
I did tell them that as I was old enough to be their grandfather, I would have told their %%$$##@@ parents to abort ‘the little liberal’ and save decent people from stupidity and having their day at the lake ruined by a perfect example of why there should be retroactive birth control!
I see now that I ought to have taken my flask with me and perhaps a few sips of ‘amber lightening’ would have cooled my rash mood.