[tomkow6]

A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'
Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'
Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says 'HEBREWS'

[SevenofNine]

That is funny

Actually I ask my dad he don’t mind that he make the coffee for my mom reason is they both retired he does morning chores like start up coffee bring in LA Times feed the family dog LOL!

He is only guy that I know like go through Sunday LA TImes to look for sales

[Lady Jag]

Love your jokes, tom. Thanks!

 

You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When....

1. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
2. You lick your coffeepot clean.
3. You're the employee of the month at the Espresso 4 U coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
4. Your T-shirt says: Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.
5. You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
6. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
7. When someone says: How are you? You say: Good to the last drop.
8. You're offended when people use the word brew to mean beer.
9. You have a conniption over spilled milk.
10. You think being called a drip is a compliment.
11. You don't get mad, you get steamed.
12. You help your dog chase its tail.
13. You think CPR stands for Coffee Provides Resuscitation.
14. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

 

 

 

[NY Attitude]

Can you tell me what type of animal that is mentioned in the Bible that has:
- An ocular impairment and what was it?
- and what was its name?
- What type of animal was it?

[Allegra]

Morning, tomkow!