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Moe the chimp still missing
Inland Daily Bulletin ^
| 6/30/8
| Debbie Pfeiffer Trunnell
Posted on 07/01/2008 1:13:17 PM PDT by socal_parrot
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Probably out monkeying around.
Moe, come home.
To: socal_parrot
A job for “Monsterquest.”
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posted on
07/01/2008 1:15:00 PM PDT
by
sinanju
To: socal_parrot
“a dead chicken was found in the same area where Moe disappeared.”
Moe choked the chicken?
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posted on
07/01/2008 1:15:51 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(Paging Mr. Teeney!)
To: sinanju
Comment #5 Removed by Moderator
To: BurbankKarl
Moe in happier times...
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posted on
07/01/2008 1:17:11 PM PDT
by
socal_parrot
(You can't alway get what you want)
To: socal_parrot
Then in 2005, while the Davises were visiting Moe at the Animal Haven Ranch near Bakersfield to celebrate his 39th birthday, two chimps in nearby cages attacked them, nearly killing St. James Davis. I was wondering why the guy had no nose.
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posted on
07/01/2008 1:19:25 PM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: sinanju
What are his chances for VP with Obama? Can I say that?
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posted on
07/01/2008 1:20:41 PM PDT
by
Ukiapah Heep
(Shoes for Industry!)
To: socal_parrot
I’m rooting for Moe to live in the wild, find a mate, settle down, buy a house, open a business and live a happy life. Maybe even go into politics.
No Child Left Behind works again!
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posted on
07/01/2008 1:21:21 PM PDT
by
RandyRep
(Winning is the ONLY responsible option in Iraq.)
To: Ukiapah Heep
I restrained myself but it was hard.
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posted on
07/01/2008 1:22:51 PM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: socal_parrot
Moe, come home. Apparently, there ain't no Moe.
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posted on
07/01/2008 1:23:01 PM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(ISLAM IS THE SPIRIT OF ANTICHRIST, DIRECTED BY SATAN AND HIS FALLEN MINIONS.)
To: dead
My recollection is they ripped off his face and some other tender parts.
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posted on
07/01/2008 1:24:02 PM PDT
by
TC Rider
(The United States Constitution - 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
To: socal_parrot
This would explain the people wandering around in the woods shouting “Hey Moe!”.
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posted on
07/01/2008 1:24:20 PM PDT
by
Redcloak
("Yes, I have been drinking. Why do you ask?" #1 on the list of "Things heard from McCain voters")
Maybe he will make his way to the 9th circuit. He can’t do any worse.
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posted on
07/01/2008 1:26:07 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: Ukiapah Heep
We need a copy of Moe’s Tanzanian birth certificate to prove he’s not a natural-born American and disqualify him.
To: socal_parrot
A little know factoid: Moe was housed with space-chimp `Ham’ for a while, along with an aged `Cheetah’.
They were always fighting. Cheetah never won, and it wasn’t just his advancing years.
You know why.
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posted on
07/01/2008 1:37:31 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(A republic, if you can keep it.)
To: tumblindice
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posted on
07/01/2008 1:39:33 PM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: socal_parrot
I saw him this afternoon at the catwash around the corner.
To: dead
I was watching this story on TV and they warned anyone who might see Moe to steer clear. According to the news reporters Moe is supposed to have the strength of “seven grown men”. Not a guy you want to wrestle with.
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posted on
07/01/2008 2:13:03 PM PDT
by
RipSawyer
(Does anyone still believe this is a free country?)
To: RandyRep
"Maybe even go into politics."
Aren't there enough dumb apes in Washington already?
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posted on
07/01/2008 2:49:58 PM PDT
by
mass55th
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