"What do you call a senior citizen
who goes around exposing themselves...
Madonna!"
Posted on 07/01/2008 12:01:31 PM PDT by pissant
His wife just gave birth to their second daughter. She may well be suffering from postpartum depression. Women have been known to do some crazy things during this phase.
A-Rod could find himself "Bobitted"
Talk about throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
At least A-Rod doesn’t have to worry about her being a golddigger
When I see these types of post it makes me curious how many here really care about this type of info and how it shapes their lives?
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Some of us (and admit it, you are one of us given your reading and posting on this thread) are not so entirely consumed by politics that a little wild and wacky news from the entertainment world is unwelcome.
Britney: “Isn’t that Alex buying roses for you?”
Madonna: “Yeah. #^%*! dammit!”
Britney: “But aren’t roses good!?”
Madonna: “Sure they are kid, but I didn’t plan on spending the evening with my legs in the air.”
Britney: “You don’t have a vase?”
Something to counter the traces of steroids, perhaps?
The only time this season that A-Rod will touch all the bases.
I am guess A-rod’s A-rod may now be diseased.
Maybe he intends to go into showbiz after b-ball and he’s boffing her in exchange for her expert advice and the use of her rolodex.
Or “Phil Hartman-ed.”
I mis Phil.
I didn’t realize that FR now has a celebrity gossip section..how is this news and why should I care? If somebody dies, that’s news, if Madonna cheats on her husband, it’s par for the course.
Can't figure out how that'd make the sex better.
I hope Madonna doesn’t have the same outcome as Jessica Alba.
http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/08/09/did-derek-jeter-give-jessica-alba-herpes/
Madonna might get Derek Jeter’s herpes from A-Rod?
(Madonna’s strain of herpes probably laughs at all others.)
The online rumor mill hints that the entire Yankee team is infected.
“Phil Hartman (September 24, 1948 – May 28, 1998) was a Canadian-born American Emmy Award-winning writer as well as an actor, voice actor, comedian and graphic artist.
He first came to widespread attention in the late 1980s and early 1990s for his roles on the sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live, afterwards going on to motion pictures, frequent roles on the long-running FOX animated series The Simpsons (most often as fading actor Troy McClure), and a major part as “Bill McNeal” on the NBC sitcom NewsRadio.
On May 28, 1998, Hartman was murdered by his wife Brynn Hartman in his Encino, Los Angeles County, California home. He was 49 years old. While he slept, Brynn entered his bedroom with a revolver and fatally shot him multiple times in and around the mouth. She was intoxicated, and had recently taken cocaine.[4][5] She drove to the home of her friend Ron Douglas and fainted after confessing to the murder.[4] After she regained consciousness, the pair drove back to Hartman’s house in separate cars, where Douglas saw Hartman’s body.[5] Douglas phoned emergency services and admitted to the call operator he initially did not believe Brynn’s story until he had seen Phil’s body.[4] On arrival, the police attempted to remove the Hartmans’ two young children and Douglas from the premises. Brynn entered the bedroom and committed suicide by shooting herself once through the temple.[6]”
Madonna: the other white meat.
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