[Billie]

LOL! That reminds me - some years ago, I was visiting my parents - we were all at their “retirement community” pool, where they and their friends hung out every day.

One of the ladies came up to me, and said, “Honey - every woman here is looking at you, and wishing she could have a good ironing!”

Okay, that reminds me of one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard (only it should be 'told' and not written because to tell it, you have to have an "old", "shaky" kind of voice.

Setting: a retirement home. Two of the residents (women) were sitting on the porch in rocking chairs, and one of the gentlemen who lived there had this wild idea to 'streak' across the lawn in front of them.

One lady asked the other, "Do you know who that was?", and the other replied, "No, but his suit sure was wrinkled."

:)

[JustAmy]

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Hmmmm .... I'll bet my Bro has been sold. ;^ )

[Diver Dave]

only it should be 'told' and not written because to tell it, you have to have an "old", "shaky" kind of voice.

LOL... alot!

not known to be a streaker, but shorts are the Uniform of the Day around here... so are the wrinkles AKA "laugh lines". A broad smile give 'em character.