[Darksheare]

We try not to acknowledge the balrog in the woodpile, it tends to lead to bad things.
Like our woodpile bursting into flames and oldish men being thrown off partially completed bridges after playing ‘bad tollkeeper’.
*shudder*

[Dead Corpse]

Note to self: Use something a bit more stout than an old wooden stick to fight off horrid, flaming, smoke demons.