What's a "pedestrian" wine? One that goes walkabout all by itself? Maybe we could give some a map to 'Face's Place and save her the expense driving her truck.
Or is it a wine who grapes were trod upon by T-C & Tulip * Their Ilka in their special stain-proof (or at least long-term stain-tolerant) vat garb???
I think a pedestrian wine is one you can drink while strolling about the neighborhood, without getting sufficiently spiffled to forget the way home.
I have to confess that I was not involved in the Grape Pressing of the Good Old Days, as I was Gargantuanly Pregnant at the time and all agreed that the uniform would be unflattering.