I sell that guy some goats’ milk. He is *cheap*!
Dragon update: Slash is missing a digit. It would have been his left thumb, if dragons had thumbs on their rear feet. We suspect Santana; in fact, there’s no other reasonable option. Discouraging, after we’ve given them so many crickets, salad, and commercial dragon-nibbles.
Their lease agreements specify what kind of instrumentation such as weight scales can be used. We didn’t allow spring weight scales.
But we did allow thumbs. Too bad your herpets (or her yourpets) didn’t get the memo.
Maybe Slash is actually being held for ransom.