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HELLO! CAN ANYONE READ THIS?
2190 IO
| DR MARTIN LAMBERT
Posted on 06/22/2008 5:51:38 PM PDT by 2191dr
....I HOPE YOU GET THIS, I DISABLED MY CHIP AND WE INVENTED A TIME MACHINE TO SEND MESSAGES THROUGH TIME SO I HOPE YOU GET THIS. UH OH! GUARDS ARE COMING GOTTA GO!
Die Dirty Dog of a Troll!!!
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To: Monkey Face
901
posted on
07/13/2008 12:09:24 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
To: Darksheare
Thanks! (Again!)
They are safely tucked away!
902
posted on
07/13/2008 12:26:22 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
To: Monkey Face
903
posted on
07/13/2008 12:34:52 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
To: Darksheare; Monkey Face
Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?Because lettuce would be nude if you didn't use dressing.
We can't have nude lettuce.
904
posted on
07/13/2008 12:42:05 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(SCC:Canadians have constitutional protection to all opinions, as long as they are based on the facts)
To: fanfan
That’s why I always close the fridge door. I don’t want to see the salad dressing.
905
posted on
07/13/2008 12:44:08 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
To: fanfan; Monkey Face
Wel, there was a band called Screaming Trees.
I always wondered why the trees would be screaming.
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It’s because they have no clothes.
906
posted on
07/13/2008 12:46:06 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
To: Monkey Face
LOL!
That’s the same reason I keep the oven door closed when I’m making French fries.
907
posted on
07/13/2008 12:46:29 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(SCC:Canadians have constitutional protection to all opinions, as long as they are based on the facts)
To: fanfan; Darksheare
You don’t want to watch them fry in the nude?
908
posted on
07/13/2008 12:47:45 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
To: Darksheare
The trees have no clothes? Or the band has no clothes?
909
posted on
07/13/2008 12:48:16 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
To: Monkey Face; fanfan
Trees have no clothes.
Ever see a dressed up tree?
I haven’t.
It’s scandalous.
910
posted on
07/13/2008 12:50:50 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
To: Monkey Face
Naw!
I don’t want to watch the French Fry.
911
posted on
07/13/2008 12:53:18 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(SCC:Canadians have constitutional protection to all opinions, as long as they are based on the facts)
To: Darksheare
Every Christmas, I see dressed up trees. I even see some at other times of the year, but tey usually wear white, for some reason.
912
posted on
07/13/2008 12:53:35 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
To: Monkey Face
(I’ve even seen some turkeys that were dressed!)
913
posted on
07/13/2008 12:54:18 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
To: fanfan
They don’t need an audience, for sure.
Of course, in my neck of the woods, we call French fries “Freedom fries!”
914
posted on
07/13/2008 12:55:32 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
To: Darksheare
All my trees are dressed in the summer, and some are dressed all year round.
Now I know why Adam picked the leaf to cover himself with.
915
posted on
07/13/2008 12:55:59 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(SCC:Canadians have constitutional protection to all opinions, as long as they are based on the facts)
To: Monkey Face
916
posted on
07/13/2008 12:56:09 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
To: Darksheare; fanfan
I’ve just been struck with sudden, intense nausea. I need to lie down for a while.
I’ll be back later.
917
posted on
07/13/2008 12:57:15 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
To: Monkey Face; fanfan
Don’t forget that fanfan is Canadian, up there they put bean curds and cheese on fries. It’s disgusting just to look at.
918
posted on
07/13/2008 12:57:39 PM PDT
by
wagglebee
("A political party cannot be all things to all people." -- Ronald Reagan, 3/1/75)
To: fanfan
Leaves are kinda scratchy.
I wouldn’t want that anywhere near anything sensative on me.
919
posted on
07/13/2008 12:57:49 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
To: Monkey Face
You should go back to French fries.
Sarkozy is pretty good.
920
posted on
07/13/2008 12:57:59 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(SCC:Canadians have constitutional protection to all opinions, as long as they are based on the facts)
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