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HELLO! CAN ANYONE READ THIS?
2190 IO | DR MARTIN LAMBERT

Posted on 06/22/2008 5:51:38 PM PDT by 2191dr

....I HOPE YOU GET THIS, I DISABLED MY CHIP AND WE INVENTED A TIME MACHINE TO SEND MESSAGES THROUGH TIME SO I HOPE YOU GET THIS. UH OH! GUARDS ARE COMING GOTTA GO!

Die Dirty Dog of a Troll!!!



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To: ThomasThomas

Raise you by 6.

78%


801 posted on 07/12/2008 7:44:54 AM PDT by fanfan (SCC:Canadians have constitutional protection to all opinions, as long as they are based on the facts)
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To: ThomasThomas

*choke*

I fold.


802 posted on 07/12/2008 7:44:59 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: fanfan

Yah. It feels really ugly. Plus we have overcast, had T-storms last night, and I have to go on an errand this morning. Not right now, but soon. *blech*


803 posted on 07/12/2008 7:46:18 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: fanfan
};00þ

78% humidity??? Might as well be raining.
804 posted on 07/12/2008 8:08:45 AM PDT by rottndog (Globull Warming "Science" = garbage in, gospel out.)
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To: rottndog

Actually, it’s a beautiful day.

It can be hard to take once it gets over 85% or so.


805 posted on 07/12/2008 8:27:58 AM PDT by fanfan (SCC:Canadians have constitutional protection to all opinions, as long as they are based on the facts)
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To: fanfan

Only if you don’t have bugz....


806 posted on 07/12/2008 8:32:34 AM PDT by rottndog (Globull Warming "Science" = garbage in, gospel out.)
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To: rottndog

Do mosquitoes and black flies count?


807 posted on 07/12/2008 8:48:16 AM PDT by fanfan (SCC:Canadians have constitutional protection to all opinions, as long as they are based on the facts)
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To: fanfan

eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww....

got Deet?


808 posted on 07/12/2008 8:52:04 AM PDT by rottndog (Globull Warming "Science" = garbage in, gospel out.)
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To: rottndog

Yes, but I haven’t had to use it yet this year.

Woo-Hoo!


809 posted on 07/12/2008 9:07:39 AM PDT by fanfan (SCC:Canadians have constitutional protection to all opinions, as long as they are based on the facts)
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To: Tax-chick

Meanness metabolism..LOL.
Yeah, gotta keep collecting resources to generate meanness energy.
(For me, it’s that Napoleon thing.. being short generates hostility.)


810 posted on 07/12/2008 10:03:38 AM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: Darksheare

Tell me about it...


811 posted on 07/12/2008 10:05:09 AM PDT by darkangel82 (If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
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To: darkangel82

I’ve had people ask me why I am so mean.
Then they mention how short I am.
It’s like, “Hello?! You just answered the question.”


812 posted on 07/12/2008 10:10:37 AM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: Darksheare

Yep. As for the Napoleon thing, I’m short, I speak French, I haven’t conquered Europe yet but I’m working on it...


813 posted on 07/12/2008 10:14:51 AM PDT by darkangel82 (If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
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To: darkangel82

Strangely, Napoleon wasn’t French, but a Corsican.
He was also an artilleryman before becoming a General.
He emplaced and manned a cannon himself.
Which is probably why Europe crumbled like they did, they’d never run into someone who had a hands on approach before.


814 posted on 07/12/2008 10:35:00 AM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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(For me, it’s that Napoleon thing.. being short generates hostility.)

Well, see - Anoreth's shorter than either of you by quite a bit! We *finally* found one pair of Size 2 (short) jeans at the mall. There must be a better way. It would have gone faster if we hadn't kept losing Tom and Pat. "Seen a stout boy about my height, and a skinny one about waist-high with a crazy look in his eye?"

815 posted on 07/12/2008 1:48:09 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Tax-chick's House of Herpets. What's *your* ambient temperature?)
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To: Tax-chick; darkangel82

Yikes!
Waist high with crazed look in the eyes, that is a danger sign if ever there was one.
What adventures did he have, if safe to ask?


816 posted on 07/12/2008 1:50:33 PM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: Darksheare

They were taking quite an interest in the guns at Outdoor World, but we found them before anything bad happened.


817 posted on 07/12/2008 1:53:59 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Tax-chick's House of Herpets. What's *your* ambient temperature?)
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To: Tax-chick

No woodchuck launchings, I hope?


818 posted on 07/12/2008 1:54:59 PM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: Tax-chick

Or did I just give them ideas about launching woodchucks?


819 posted on 07/12/2008 2:01:23 PM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: Darksheare

Woodchucks are not native to these parts. However, Bill got a “Backyard Ballistics” book for part of his 9th grade curriculum and is nagging for supplies. I think it’s supposed to be Physical Science lab.


820 posted on 07/12/2008 2:04:16 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Tax-chick's House of Herpets. What's *your* ambient temperature?)
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