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HELLO! CAN ANYONE READ THIS?
2190 IO | DR MARTIN LAMBERT

Posted on 06/22/2008 5:51:38 PM PDT by 2191dr

....I HOPE YOU GET THIS, I DISABLED MY CHIP AND WE INVENTED A TIME MACHINE TO SEND MESSAGES THROUGH TIME SO I HOPE YOU GET THIS. UH OH! GUARDS ARE COMING GOTTA GO!

Die Dirty Dog of a Troll!!!



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To: Darksheare
By the way, has anyone seen our, er, living rug?

Last seen in Clifford D Simak's "Time Is The Simplest Thing", IIRC...

681 posted on 07/10/2008 11:14:10 AM PDT by null and void (With Nobama it will be 9/10 through 9/17 every week. - Coffee200AM)
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To: ThomasThomas

Strangely, there are those who will blithely waltz into the danger with a girl who calls herself Candiru.
Which makes it more amusing to the rest of us, especially from a safe distance.


682 posted on 07/10/2008 11:26:32 AM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: Darksheare

Been in the sun a little too long, eh Darks? That’s not good for vampires, ya know. :P


683 posted on 07/10/2008 11:26:48 AM PDT by derllak
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To: null and void

If it was eating stuff with great gusto and attempting to learn, yes that is our living rug.


684 posted on 07/10/2008 11:43:54 AM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: derllak

SPF 80 works well enough.


685 posted on 07/10/2008 11:47:11 AM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: Darksheare

Yeah, don’t go swimming with her and keep plenty of Jagua and Buitach on hand...


686 posted on 07/10/2008 11:53:03 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
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To: Dead Corpse

The intimate activity would be kinda awkward.


687 posted on 07/10/2008 11:57:45 AM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: Darksheare
Ya' think?

Could be worse. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzkJbWl45kU&feature=related

688 posted on 07/10/2008 12:06:54 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
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To: Dead Corpse

Could be.


689 posted on 07/10/2008 12:14:09 PM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: Dead Corpse
Then there's always the good old Sarge way of making plans.
690 posted on 07/10/2008 12:15:44 PM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: Darksheare
Zombies is everywheres...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL3nsFcdB0g&feature=related

691 posted on 07/10/2008 12:29:12 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
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To: Darksheare

Yeah, but how many victims of our “educational” system even know about Candirú?


692 posted on 07/10/2008 12:37:48 PM PDT by null and void (With Nobama it will be 9/10 through 9/17 every week. - Coffee200AM)
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To: null and void
Candirú? What's that?

Hello, I'm rottn, and I'm a victim of pubic education!
693 posted on 07/10/2008 12:40:19 PM PDT by rottndog (Globull Warming "Science" = garbage in, gospel out.)
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To: rottndog
It's a little spiny parasitic catfish.

Normally it follows little currents of ammonium tainted water to home in on other fish's gills. There it will hook in with its spines and feast on gill tissues and blood.

It's small enough to swim into a urethra...

694 posted on 07/10/2008 12:45:52 PM PDT by null and void (With Nobama it will be 9/10 through 9/17 every week. - Coffee200AM)
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To: null and void

OOF....That I understand...a big little swimmer to keep company with the little ones...


695 posted on 07/10/2008 12:48:17 PM PDT by rottndog (Globull Warming "Science" = garbage in, gospel out.)
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To: rottndog

Afternoon, everyone. Just stopping by on my way to the kitchen. Off I flee, before Bill has a nervous breakdown ...


696 posted on 07/10/2008 1:05:11 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Tax-chick's House of Herpets. What's *your* ambient temperature?)
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To: Tax-chick

Afternoon!


697 posted on 07/10/2008 1:20:52 PM PDT by rottndog (Globull Warming "Science" = garbage in, gospel out.)
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To: null and void; Darksheare

If it was made of chocolate, I’d know where the living rug was...


698 posted on 07/10/2008 1:25:07 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Monkey Face
Where?


699 posted on 07/10/2008 1:28:47 PM PDT by null and void (With Nobama it will be 9/10 through 9/17 every week. - Coffee200AM)
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To: Darksheare

ROTFL!

I liked it!


700 posted on 07/10/2008 1:29:37 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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