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HELLO! CAN ANYONE READ THIS?
2190 IO
| DR MARTIN LAMBERT
Posted on 06/22/2008 5:51:38 PM PDT by 2191dr
....I HOPE YOU GET THIS, I DISABLED MY CHIP AND WE INVENTED A TIME MACHINE TO SEND MESSAGES THROUGH TIME SO I HOPE YOU GET THIS. UH OH! GUARDS ARE COMING GOTTA GO!
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To: Monkey Face
I just washed dishes and cleaned the counters. Now I’m going to make a hot pepper sauce. I have two more hours of Cycles of American Political Thought. If I don’t come back, blame the habaneros!
1,581
posted on
07/28/2008 7:01:10 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Tax-chick's House of Herpets. We're basking - how about you?)
To: Tax-chick
I always blame the habaneros. For everything. Life is more interesting that way!
1,582
posted on
07/28/2008 7:04:22 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
To: Monkey Face
The culinary equivalent of “The butler did it!” or “It’s a Commie plot!”
1,583
posted on
07/28/2008 7:06:27 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Tax-chick's House of Herpets. We're basking - how about you?)
To: Tax-chick
You got it!
Of course, I could always say, “The butlet did it in a commie plot to blame the habaneros!”
1,584
posted on
07/28/2008 7:08:08 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
To: Monkey Face
Or, “The Commies set up the butler to take a fall for the habaneros, under orders from Dick Cheney and Karl Rove!”
1,585
posted on
07/28/2008 7:09:12 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Tax-chick's House of Herpets. We're basking - how about you?)
To: Tax-chick
...“The Commies set up the butler to take a fall for the habaneros, under orders from Dick Cheney and Karl Rove,” but it was really Bush's fault!
1,586
posted on
07/28/2008 7:10:58 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
To: Monkey Face
Did I mention that this recipe includes a mango?
1,587
posted on
07/28/2008 7:13:07 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Tax-chick's House of Herpets. We're basking - how about you?)
To: Tax-chick
Hmmm...how can we fit a mango into the concoction?
1,588
posted on
07/28/2008 7:15:55 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
To: Monkey Face
I think the CIA’s involved. Now I’d better go cook, before the Offspring turn up demanding lunch already!
1,589
posted on
07/28/2008 7:16:52 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Tax-chick's House of Herpets. We're basking - how about you?)
To: Tax-chick
Uh-oh...The Culinary Institute of America will get us both for sure...it’s the darn habaneros!
1,590
posted on
07/28/2008 7:18:17 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
To: Monkey Face
Morning. Sigh — way too much e-mail, and a strange teleconference called by a higher-up coming up.
1,591
posted on
07/28/2008 9:23:04 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
(Impeach Obama |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: sionnsar
It’s a strange morning, even for a Monday. Is it a full moon? I guess on Moon Day, it doesn’t have to be...
1,592
posted on
07/28/2008 9:25:16 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
To: Monkey Face
not a full moon. Had that coming home from vacation, and a lot of folks were driving strangely.
Called into teleconf but nobody there... yet.
Later...
1,593
posted on
07/28/2008 9:33:17 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
(Impeach Obama |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: Monkey Face
Sauce is finished. Chef Bill from the CIA says the flavor isn’t “deep” enough, but he hasn’t tried it since I put in the mango. I’ll let it sit in the refrigerator overnight, and then he can give a final judgment.
1,594
posted on
07/28/2008 9:53:36 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Tax-chick's House of Herpets. We're basking - how about you?)
To: Tax-chick
Well, I guess that’s the best you can do. I’ll be waiting with bated breath. ;o]
1,595
posted on
07/28/2008 9:58:41 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
To: Monkey Face
He can let me know whether to put it on empanadas or enchiladas!
1,596
posted on
07/28/2008 10:00:27 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Tax-chick's House of Herpets. We're basking - how about you?)
To: Tax-chick
Well, yah. You wouldn’t want to put it on the wrong one. *blech*
1,597
posted on
07/28/2008 10:01:59 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
To: Monkey Face
I’m reminded of the signal failure of Cactus Salsa ...
This should be better.
1,598
posted on
07/28/2008 10:04:22 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Tax-chick's House of Herpets. We're basking - how about you?)
To: Tax-chick
1,599
posted on
07/28/2008 10:05:50 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
To: Tax-chick
1,600
posted on
07/28/2008 10:05:50 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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