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HELLO! CAN ANYONE READ THIS?
2190 IO
| DR MARTIN LAMBERT
Posted on 06/22/2008 5:51:38 PM PDT by 2191dr
....I HOPE YOU GET THIS, I DISABLED MY CHIP AND WE INVENTED A TIME MACHINE TO SEND MESSAGES THROUGH TIME SO I HOPE YOU GET THIS. UH OH! GUARDS ARE COMING GOTTA GO!
Die Dirty Dog of a Troll!!!

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To: sionnsar; Dead Corpse
"And is it living up to expectations? What is its actual performance relative to predictions (how good was the model)?" Yes, it is.
Relative to expectations, it is working perfectly.
I'm not very good at making models. But I know someone who is.
1,481
posted on
07/25/2008 6:35:54 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I'm endorsing Obama! -- for United Nations General Secretary. After all, he's non-aligned.)
To: NicknamedBob
Very good then.
But I'm modeling exhaustion right now, and need to put remedy into practice. Last night featured a really old (1950s) dinner video, but tonight everyone is just... worn out.
1,482
posted on
07/25/2008 6:43:44 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(Impeach Obama |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: NicknamedBob
1,483
posted on
07/25/2008 6:55:30 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Tax-chick's House of Herpets. Support your local reptile vet!)
To: NicknamedBob
I found this on a librarian humor site.
Translation:
Lacking anything witty to say, instead I offer this tagline in Latin
1,484
posted on
07/25/2008 7:00:29 PM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
(Orationem pulchram non habens, scribo ista linea in lingua Latina.***)
To: ThomasThomas
1,485
posted on
07/25/2008 7:02:16 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(Impeach Obama |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: ThomasThomas; sionnsar; Tax-chick
Supposedly found on the walls of Pompei, the inscription:
"Everyone writes on the walls ... except me."
1,486
posted on
07/25/2008 7:15:30 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I'm endorsing Obama! -- for United Nations General Secretary. After all, he's non-aligned.)
To: sionnsar; NicknamedBob
I guess I should noted that I also was trying out a new tagline.
1,487
posted on
07/25/2008 7:16:28 PM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
(Orationem pulchram non habens, scribo ista linea in lingua Latina.***)
To: ThomasThomas
Re vera, cara mea, mea nil refert.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.
Stultus est licut stultus facit.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Amicule, deliciae, num is sum qui mentiar tibi?
Baby, Sweetheart, would I lie to you?
Puto vos esse molestissimos.
I think that you are very annoying.
1,488
posted on
07/25/2008 7:21:20 PM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
(Orationem pulchram non habens, scribo ista linea in lingua Latina.***)
To: ThomasThomas
My wife has a habit of saying, “Do you know what I mean?”
I have a habit of answering, “I heard what you said.”
1,489
posted on
07/25/2008 7:41:09 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I'm endorsing Obama! -- for United Nations General Secretary. After all, he's non-aligned.)
To: NicknamedBob
Good morning, everyone. A morning Haiku:
Cat wants a dragon
Crash! Junk everywhere ... no cat
It’s light, anyway.
1,490
posted on
07/26/2008 4:20:26 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Tax-chick's House of Herpets. Support your local reptile vet!)
To: Tax-chick
More than broom and pan,
The breaking of glass will mean,
A trip to Wal-Mart.
1,491
posted on
07/26/2008 5:18:54 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I'm endorsing Obama! -- for United Nations General Secretary. After all, he's non-aligned.)
To: NicknamedBob
1,492
posted on
07/26/2008 5:48:29 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Tax-chick's House of Herpets. Support your local reptile vet!)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
Cats slink in silence,
The sometimes noisy moment,
Is never their fault.
1,493
posted on
07/26/2008 6:28:40 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I'm endorsing Obama! -- for United Nations General Secretary. After all, he's non-aligned.)
To: ThomasThomas
I picked the wrong time of day to read THAT!
1,494
posted on
07/26/2008 6:30:59 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; sionnsar; rottndog; fanfan
Morning, Kiddies.
The clouds and moisture from Dolly’s leading edge seem to have given me a case of the Slows. I didn’t really need a case. A bottle would have worked just fine.
1,495
posted on
07/26/2008 6:36:05 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
To: Monkey Face
"The clouds and moisture from Dollys leading edge seem to have given me a case of the Slows. I didnt really need a case. A bottle would have worked just fine." "I would rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy." -- Dorothy Parker
1,496
posted on
07/26/2008 6:56:56 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I'm endorsing Obama! -- for United Nations General Secretary. After all, he's non-aligned.)
To: NicknamedBob
1,497
posted on
07/26/2008 6:58:03 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
To: Monkey Face
I was wondering where the humidity came from....
So yer the senior sedimentarian?
1,498
posted on
07/26/2008 7:50:37 AM PDT
by
rottndog
( Government is a necessary evil, but as with all evils, the less of it the better.)
To: rottndog
Either that, or I’m the dregs of senior something....
;oþ
1,499
posted on
07/26/2008 8:21:25 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
To: ThomasThomas
Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.
If Ceasar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar...
Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscripti catapultas habebunt
When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults.
1,500
posted on
07/26/2008 8:57:23 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(What would a free man do?)
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