OK, that's out of the way.
Did you know that dihydrogen monoxide has a pH HIGHER than that of concentrated sulfuric acid?
Military bases have underground networks of pipes and tanks that carry and store DHMO.
Dihyrogen monoxide is responsible for more deaths in the United States than military lookalike assault weapons!
Dihydrogen monoxide was one of the key issues in both the Chernobyl and Three Mile Island meltdowns.
You are so bad. LOL!
Did you know Arson investigators repeatedly find large quantities of DHMO at suspected arson crime scenes immediately after the fires have been put out and before anybody else has had a chance to disturb the crime scene?