[MIchaelTArchangel]

I feel for Maddie. Her mom is a slut; her dad is a horndog. There’s little hope for her under the circumstances. And she apparently got the short end of the stick in both gene pools that were merged.

[Xenalyte]

I feel for Maddie Briann because her mother doesn’t have the sense to know that a) Brian is a boy’s name and b) it only has one N.