[chopperman]

...the Air Force knows a good burger is hard to find...

They won't find one in a White Castle.

[raccoonradio]

No White Castles where I am (Boston) but I do know the
punk band ISM had a song called White Castle at 3 am
which saluted the burgers and their...aftereffects

http://www.hungovergourmet.com/food/reviews/fastfood/sliders.html

Murder burger, murder burger, murder burger on a drunken night
Alka seltzer, alka seltzer, alka seltzer makes you feel alright

You’re walking home with ringworm
It’s getting light outside
Hamburgers for breakfast, why not?
You’re getting toilet trained right in the parking lot

[Larry Lucido]

They won't find one in a White Castle.

Well, no one goes into White Castle for just ONE. :-)