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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
http://boknowsonline.com/2008/06/13/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtle/#more-515 ^

Posted on 06/13/2008 7:36:12 AM PDT by fings

Bo (woof) In Commentary:

When I think dangerous, things like knives, guns and chocolate come to mind. The last thing I would think about is a tortoise, and apparently that oversight is what could get me killed. Check out the most dangerous turtle in Britain.

(If you see this tortoise, do not approach him. He may be unarmed but he is certainly dangerous.

Rupert, who has attacked children and dogs, is on the run after escaping through a hole in a fence.)

I can see why a behemoth tortoise would take down a few kids, for they are generally loud, obnoxious and all grabby like. But why, oh why, would the turtle attack a dog? It’s senseless unless, of course if it was a loud mouth pug. Then I could understand.

(The sprightly 60-year-old is always one step ahead of the law...con't at http://boknowsonline.com/2008/06/13/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtle/#more-515

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KEYWORDS: attack; dangerous; dogs; tortoise

1 posted on 06/13/2008 7:36:13 AM PDT by fings
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