Activists Preparing Against Use of ‘Brown Note’ at Dem Convention (crap cannon!)

foxnews.com ^ | 6/10/2008 | Cristina Corbin

[wastedyears]

That was so wrong, but so funny.

[mikrofon]

Activists Preparing Against Use of ‘Brown Note’ at Dem Convention

However, the use of the "Brown Nose" tactic will be in full force there...

[Slings and Arrows]

I thought liberals liked spewing crap?

[SunkenCiv]

The Demwits already crap involuntarily, unless one might argue that they’ve screwed up their primary season quite voluntarily...

[ApplegateRanch]

...and if that doesn’t work, then they’ll crank it over to the 13 cycle “Death Note” at 250Db.

[Libloather]

...it is believed to be an infrasound frequency that debilitates a person by making them defecate involuntarily.

My only question - once it's used, will the smell from the protesters change at all?

[writer33]

My only question - once it's used, will the smell from the protesters change at all?

Not at all. Heard this one during El Rushbo today. Funny story.

[Titan Magroyne]

Thankya for the laughs, fellas! I can't believe no FReeper has credited Karl Rove with spreading rumors of the existance of this magnificent, mysterious machine. His group is preparing against a possible attack by Brown Note and other crowd-control measures by dispatching street medics at the convention trained in treating injuries in demonstration situations. What's in the first aid kit ... wine bottle corks? It's the Democratic Convention. Those corks better be water-burbler size - the San Francisco Custom Cork - to be of any use.

[Liberty Valance]