Posted on 06/09/2008 5:16:11 AM PDT by redstates4ever
Please, don't insult we bulldogs. WE have class!!
I can't believe I actually posted my baby's picture twice in the last hour on FR
ROTFL!
OSHA-Approved backup alarm:
"BEEP BEEP BEEP...."
Chelsea may have Webster Hubbell’s lips and chin but she has her mother’s thighs.
Now I know how conservatives felt when it was down to McCain, Romney, and Huckabee.
“dumbass!’
Hilarious - and also the stuff of nightmares.
LOL!!! Good job sticking that last picture in.
Ladies and Gentlemen! As of today I am resigning as spokeswoman for Big Backsides of America!!
Tomorrow I will be entering the hospital for a tushie tuck then I'm off to Jenny Craig.
Oh, Steffy, what are we going to do? I can't keep telling Fred that my butt is still smaller than Hillary's. I'm going to have to diet!! It's so unfair!!
Dear Lord, Please, get Hillary to reconsider. We who are backside blessed need her to be our mentor and role model. She gave us hope that we could have a big butt and still succeed. I just can't go on without her big backside to guide me.
Oh, Lordy, I can't wait till she's off to the fat farm!! I wonder what that hot looking babe over there is doing this weekend. Chelsea, your going take your mama to Jenny Craig's, right?
Geez, I only showed up here cause I thought there might be some hot babes to hit on. Thanks a lot, Steve. I've had better luck hanging out at Weight Watchers meetings.
Come one, Ladies. Who wants to join me with one final trip to Dairy Queen for a Peanut Buster Parfait before I become the new spokeswoman for Jenny Craig.
HOW do you do that!!!
It just takes a sick and twisted mind ;)
Looks like Chuck is trying to tongue poor ol Hill .....ewwwwwwwwwwwwww damn, thats an ugly thought. Time to gouge my minds eye out.
The sign should read “A woman’s place is in the kitchen.”
*ducks and runs*
Schumer: “You lose, wench!”
If it was that kind of dress, it wouldn’t be so low.
If someone slit her girdle, she'd spread to death.
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