Sexual appetite leads men to seek immediate rewards

Sify.com ^ | Saturday, 31 May , 2008, 16:15

[Andonius_99]

Sluts.

Actually, I prefer the term "He-whore" thank you very much... ;)

[Jack Hammer]

The message seems to be that when men are aroused, they tend to throw caution to the wind; or, in the vernacular, when you let your p*nis do your thinking for you, you often make mistakes. Not exactly earth-shattering news, and not really worthy of much study - it’s been a known fact among people of insight for going on four thousand years.

[Little Bill]

You answered my question, as a very large depositor at my bank, why I can call the Ladies sweetheart and they all know my name, Daughters and Grandkid types.

[Enterprise]

Makes sense to me. Say I’m gambling and see a sexy woman. Whooooooo nelly - I want MORE money NOW!

[TigersEye]

I guess this is why men have been stereotyped as impulse buyers.

Er...uh...wait a minute!

[DeLaine]

WHAT a surprise. (said dryly)

[theDentist]

I guess that’s why at the car dealership the hot blond offers you the galvanization undercoating on your car for mere $200.

(proudly) Talked her down to $175. :-)

[OB1kNOb]

WOW! Who da thunk that men are visually stimulated?

[Perdogg]

I find this study to very accurate.

[pandoraou812]

lmao

[driftless2]

"come up empty"

Nothing ventured, nothing gained. You never know. I repeatedly ask my five years younger wife if I can retire now. All she would have to do is work more hours at her present job and get her old job back at Walmart. You should see the look I get when I offer this proposal. But you never know...some day she might agree. Now I just have to duck the occasional knife or other piece of cutlery when I ask that question. (smirk)

[bannie]

Look at any advertisement aimed at men...for cars, beer, tobacco, or ANYTHING ELSE! Sex is in ‘em all!

[driftless2]

"thinking"

There is a line in "Portnoy's Complaint" where the protagonist, Alexander Portnoy, recites a line he learned from his grandfather or some other older relative. "When the p---- (rhymes with stick) stands up, the brains go in the ground." Which I believe to be true.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I guess this is why men have been stereotyped as impulse buyers.

They are.

And it tends to be big ticket items.

Wifey is a little depressed so she comes home with a new pair of shoes.

Hubby is a little depressed so he comes home with a 52" plasma screen.

[TigersEye]

OK

[TigersEye]

I have a sudden urgent desire to buy some cyanide tablets.

[50mm]

Something a little less drastic:

[TigersEye]

Somehow I’m not turned on by a picture of a guy who doesn’t know how to use a bidet.

[50mm]

ROFLMAO!