The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for
> > the night. After they got their tent all set up,
> > both men fell sound a sleep. Some hours later, Tonto
> > wakes the Lone Ranger and says, “Kemo Sabe, look
> > towards sky, what you see?”
> >
> > The Lone Ranger replies, “I see millions of stars.”
> >
> > “What that tell you?” asked Tonto.
> >
> > The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
> > “Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are
> > millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
> > planets. Astrologically, it tells me that saturn is
> > in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a
> > quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it’s
> > evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
> > insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will
> > have a beautiful day tomorrow.”
> >
> > “What’s it tell you, Tonto?”
> >
> > Tonto is silent for a moment, and then says, “Kemo
> > Sabe, you dumber than buffalo dung. It means someone
> > stole tent.”
The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for
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Sherlock Holmes and the Great Outdoors
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
'Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.'
Watson replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
'What does that tell you?'
Watson ponders for a minute. 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?'
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. 'Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent.'