Diva News Reporter
Seven of Nine, Seven of Nine,
full name "Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero-One"
The Lair News reporter,
All of the time
She hits us with breaking news
At any hour and it’s hot off the wires
New scoops she’s grabbing
Off the international wires
The internet is the strongest tool
For her, the latest scoop, is the rule.
So thanks to Seven of Nine
For posting sometimes the funniest news
She uses monikers like “Chia Pet“, and Sooo “Rooney”
We know who Seven is reporting on
Kim Jong II, the Korean Despot.
So Seven, if this is limp
it is the best I can do
shooting from the hip
as always, you are one hell of a trip
Our Seven of Nine, with news on her lips
Fastest Key Board in the West!
Soaring Feather 06.30.08
Show your mom this, Seven!
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