Maybe the government ought to buy them and turn them into homeless shelters as their already ‘staffed’ by out-of-work journalist types!
I have decided to take a page from my own dedication and sense of entrepreneurial spirit, and create my own Holiday along the lines of Kwanza. I am setting up a foundation to promote and enrich this holiday. As a made up holiday for blacks with a name derived from a source outside reality by an FBI informant seems to be all right, why not another? Along that line, as a 30 year professional practitioner of the much maligned Hard Work Theory, I am setting forth the structuring a new Holiday; I call ‘Blanco Effortica’ with the following criteria’s.
-We, the Caucasian Workers of the world, will gather once a year in family units, and celebrate our family’s efforts for the year in providing for ourselves as did our forefathers at harvest time.
-We will partake of our bounty in a huge meal to celebrate the efforts and energy of our forefathers, reflecting on how we are here today because they applied themselves, and carried our line forward into the future, as we will do. We will discuss our family members of old who made our lives possible through their efforts, folks like Uncle Ernie who farmed, and Aunt Edna who ran a store. This is our History Aspect, honoring what came before welfare.
-After the meal, we will hand around pictures of successful Caucasian inventors, entrepreneurs, and Captains of Industry who made a success of their lives. We will read excerpts of their lives as motivational stimulation in homage of their courage and efforts to give our lives a spark for the future.
-We will then exchange various gifts, as well as collecting and sending the family cash gift to the Blanco Effortica Foundation (a monetary gift to further our work), to show appreciation of our own efforts to rise above the poverty level, celebrating the struggle of all Caucasians to better themselves through hard work and pride in our efforts. We will leave the price tags on and make sure the receipts are included so gifts may be exchanged so that complete satisfaction is achieved. This is our Present Aspect, showing what is possible in spite of welfare.
-We will partake of an evening meal at a local upscale restaurant, once again to bring our family unit together in celebration, while we give financial support to others who also expend efforts to succeed and creating jobs for others by opening their businesses. This is the Future Aspect, showing our intention of making a better world and eliminating welfare.
I will of course be promoting this, and there will be a need for T-shirts, Hats, Cups, Golf Clubs, and matched Ferrari Roadsters in Pearl White, which I will likely put into a web store. If you do contribute,I would of course be willing to see that you also benefited from this promotion, as is within the very structure of this holiday after all. If you are interested, please let me know and I will send you a complete and detailed explanation of the holiday, its rules of observance, and how you can provide your Holiday gift to get this effort underway in a shared and hopefully beneficial partnership in celebrating ‘White Effort through Hard Work.’
The High Priest of ‘Blanco Effortica’
(The Curmudgeon)
Wayzatajohnn