Top ten signs you’ve watched too much Star Trek
10. You send weekly love letters to the actress who played the green
skinned Orion slave girl on episode number 7.
9. You pull the legs off your hamster so you’ll have a tribble.
8. You tried to join the navy just so you could serve aboard the
Enterprise.
7. Your wife left you because you wanted her to dress like a Klingon
and torture you for information.
6. You went to San Francisco to see of you might bump into Kirk and crew
while they were in the 20th century looking of a whale.
5. Your college thesis was a comparison of the illustrious careers of
T.J. Hooker and Captain Kirk.
4. You fly into a homicidal rage anytime people say, “Star Trek? Isn’t
that the one with Luke Skywalker?”
3. You have no life.
2. You recognize more than four references on this list.
1. You join NASA, hijack a shuttle, and head for the coordinates you
calculated for the planet Vulcan.
Hi-Tech Guy Walks Into A Bar
A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like there’s a telephone in his hand, then puts his palm up against his cheek and begins talking. Suspicious, the bartender walks over and tells him this is a very tough neighborhood and he doesn’t need any trouble here.
The guy replies, “You don’t understand. I’m very hi-tech. I had a phone installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying the cellular.”
The bartender says “Prove it.”
The guy dials up a number and hands his hand to the bartender. The bartender talks into the hand and carries on a conversation.
“That’s incredible!” says the bartender. “I would never have believed it!”
“Yeah”, said the guy, “I can keep in touch with my broker, my wife, you name it. By the way, where is the men’s room?”
The bartender directs him to the men’s room.
The guy goes in and 5, 10, 20 minutes go by and he doesn’t return. Fearing the worst given the neighborhood, the bartender goes into the men’s room to check on the guy. The guy is spread-eagled up against the wall. His pants are pulled down and he has a roll of toilet paper up his butt.
“Oh my god!” said the bartender. “Did they rob you? Are you hurt?”
The guy turns and says, “No, no, I’m ok. I’m just waiting for a fax.”
OH LORDY that is too funny
I am glad I didn’t do anything like that LOL! monk get on ping 1,3777 you going like it
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OH LORDY that is too funny
I am glad I didn’t do anything like that LOL! monk get on ping 1,3777 you going like it
Well breaking news off BBC wire oppostion leader in Zimbawee have may taken refuge in Dutch embassy they think so they not sure YET