Thank You, for the special greetings today!
THE ADVANTAGES OF GETTING OLDER:
Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off!
Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
It's harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick...
If you've never smoked, you can start now and it won't have time
to hurt you...
Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't
remember them, either!!
Your eyes won't get much worse...
Things you buy now don't have time to wear out...
And, one of the best advantages of being old...
In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first!!
Damn, getting older does have advantage!!!