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To: Lady Jag

Well, that says it all about getting stoned!

Cute graphic. Hang in there!


1,017 posted on 06/14/2008 8:56:37 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (I soar- 'cause I can...)
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To: Soaring Feather

OHSA and the Cowboy

Twas dark the day OSHA came to the range
and as welcome as terminal itch mange
Cowboying they’d make so safe they said
and in our hearts came the knowing of dread
the horse had blinders, binders, and roll bar
and the saddle had seatbelts like a car
headlights, tail lights and the turn signals too
and a bucket to catch that odious poo
the cowboy had a helmet and face plate
body armor up to a magnum rate
the cowboy’s boots were now red running shoes
jeans were a jumpsuit in electric blue

Enoughs enough, so we rebelled at last
and the OSHA boys weren’t all that very fast
we roped them and hog tied them oh so very tight
and we got to work that dark summer night
we branded them RGI on the hip
then we pulled the pigg’en knot to slip
Retarded Government Idiots they was
and most didn’t even have to shave fuzz
we put them in pasture safe and remote
and gave them a nice flock of cute girl goats
We’ll keep them there nice and safe to be sure
and once a year the clippers will whirl


1,018 posted on 06/14/2008 11:36:37 AM PDT by WayzataJOHNN ( Poetry is the jazz of words, laid down by a feeling soul.)
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