'Aliens' Ogled My Teen Daughters! (victim's father wants to start new govt agency)

Yahoo News ^ | May 31, 2008 | Benjamin Radford

[Clintonfatigued]

A Denver man named Jeff Peckman wants to spend $75,000 in taxpayer money to deal with aliens, and not the illegal kind. He wants the City of Denver to create an "Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission" that would handle the problem of alien encounters. It's unclear what, exactly, that is, but perhaps those who have been anally probed by aliens would receive counseling or victims' assistance funds.

But here's where the story gets strange.

To publicize his efforts, Peckman held a press conference on May 30 announcing that he had definitive proof of alien visitation. This came in the form of a short video clip shot in Nebraska by a man named Stan Romanek in July 2003. At the time, Romanek was concerned that neighborhood Peeping Toms were looking at his teenage daughters. The best solution Romanek could think of was to place a video camera inside the house, aimed at a window. He taped several nights, and to his shock and amazement, the Peeping Tom was not a horny local teen but instead an extraterrestrial! Yes, Romanek claims that an alien traveled across the universe to stop by his house and look through his window at his daughters.

[Berlin_Freeper]

[Clintonfatigued]

Maybe this is a reason to send your children to public schools- there’s less chance of them being ogled through their bedroom windows by extraterrestrials.

It’s reaching, I know, but so are all the other reasons that public school supporters give for their cause.

[mc5cents]

New branch of government? OMG. Just what we need.

But if it is created I know just the guy to head it up. James Carville. Hell, he even LOOKS like an alien.

[okie01]

That redhead has such a cute mascot...

[rockabyebaby]

undocumented outer space visitors?

Just here to do the work that ILLEGALS aliens won't do!

[Enchante]

ROFL! Visual proof that alien males can mate with attractive human females — but what kind of genes would result from the offspring of such a union? Maybe we need to look to the “Species” series of movies for some idea.....

[antonia]

Anthropomorphize

 

LARRY KING .STAN ROMANEK UFO FOOTAGE!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J30WGDq-AXU

[xtinct]

painfully obvious...

aliens ooogled my daughter... ???? ... thud !!!

[JimC214]

He’s just being racist. He doesn’t like that the Nation of Islam crew on the Mother ship checking out his daughter.

[Raycpa]

I think Obama found his VP.

[MaryFromMichigan]

Jeez. What a crybaby. He’s all upset over a little peeping? Back in the day, it didn’t even count as an alien visitation unless there was anal probing.

Funniest post of the day!

[Dumpster Baby]

Back in the day, it didn’t even count as an alien visitation unless there was anal probing.

[budwiesest]

Visual proof that alien males can mate with attractive human females

His head's in the right place.

[rickomatic]

Aliens? Wouldn’t it be more politically correct to refer to them as undocumented outer space visitors?

I haven't seen his daughters, but maybe the alien is only peeping at girls that Americans are unwilling to peep at.

Give the poor alien a break for cryin out loud. Why all the hate?

[sig226]

Somebody needs to study how many of these UFO sightings and abductions happen within 500 yards of a bar.

[ReignOfError]

He’s just being racist. He doesn’t like that the Nation of Islam crew on the Mother ship checking out his daughter.

Farakkhan and crew on the Mothership? No way Dr. Funkenstein would let that happen. Even if he had to bust out the bop gun and unleash the atomic dogs.

[traumer]

At least they are not HOMO....

[cubreporter]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeyipes!!!

[cubreporter]

We have photos of our dog looking out a house and a truck window that looks like that. I couldn’t see any kind of alien in that photo.

[Oldpuppymax]

Isn’t it amazing that tiny little dweebs like Kucinich always have to get pictures taken with tall, good looking girls? Don’t they realize how much more pathetic they look by comparison?