“Jane just turned 50 last week!!!!!!”
Still smokin’ hot!
Hey, I just flirted with some lady at a party a couple weeks back and she’s talkin’ ‘bout her “little ones”, me thinkin’, this dame’s pretty hip and cute.
Only to find out she was talking about her grandkids!!
I entered an alternate reality of being old.
Noooooooooooooooooooooo!