[Constitutionalist Conservative]

You mean piles are the one thing not caused by global warming?

C'mon, use your imagination. This one's easy.

Global warming makes it too hot for outdoor activities, so you spend more time indoors using the computer.

[Kimmers]

Silly me, what was I thinking.....It is a vicious cycle....using the computer and sitting on your duff in air conditioned comfort, creating huge carbon footprints, yes, you could say that global warming does cause “roids”