Sitting too long before computer may lead to piles [hemorrhoids]

China Post (Taipei) ^ | May 24, 2008

[Jack Hammer]

So, if you want to stay on the computer a long time, spend part of it standing on your head. There - problem solved.

[Oatka]

Eskimos who do this don’t get hemorrhoids, they get polaroids.

[Revolting cat!]

Yeah, and from what I’ve read, space aliens get assteroids!

[Kimmers]

Silly me, what was I thinking.....It is a vicious cycle....using the computer and sitting on your duff in air conditioned comfort, creating huge carbon footprints, yes, you could say that global warming does cause “roids”

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

using the computer and sitting on your duff in air conditioned comfort, creating huge carbon footprints, yes, you could say that global warming does cause “roids”

There yuh go!!

[Kimmers]

ROTFLMnoroidAO !!!!!!

[SunkenCiv]

My butt itches.

[ValerieTexas]

Is that why you’re not asleep?

[SunkenCiv]

I remember what the late Jerry Garcia once said, “technology is the new ‘drugs’”. ;’)

[Erasmus]

Great .... first there was carpal tunnel.

...then there was crapal tunnel.