i>The property allegedly has
35 bedrooms, swimming pool, billiards room, indoor pool, gyms, sauna and jacuzzi and a huge banquet hall, E! reports.
The castle is very intimate, with a driveway three miles long. The place is surrounded by forest on all sides and is close to Aix en Provence.
Sounds intimate alright :)
Better leave a trail of bread crumbs or gumdrops to find your way out of that place. A GPS should be issued to all guests so none turn-up missing at breakfast.
What a colossal waste of money and space. I could do with 15 BRs. (;^0)