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To: Hi Heels
Yep. But I think he’s starting to suspect. We had steak tonight and she daintily ate at least a pound of meat, 2 helpings of mashed potatoes, 1/2 a big zucchini out of the garden with ranch dressing and a homemade chili rellano. Then polished it off with some rocky road. Boyfriend is 6’4”. Barely finished his dinner. Just watched with his mouth open in astonishment.

Well, hopefully he has business associates in the wholesale foods distribution industry who can arrange some sort of volume delivery system.  He'll have to come up with some sort of plausible cover story however, like "we're hosting four Vietnamese families in our basement while they finish up their Citizenship program" or "we're starting a wild animal safari park in our back yard, and we've found that the lions and bears all prefer steak, zucchini and giant squid".

34 posted on 05/27/2008 12:35:29 AM PDT by Stoat (Rice / Coulter 2012: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
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To: Stoat

Imagine her pregnant. *shiver*


35 posted on 05/27/2008 12:44:30 AM PDT by Hi Heels (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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