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To: Hi Heels
We use to tease her (yeah, HER) that,due to the enthusiastic splattering, we needed a tarp when she ate. At 3 1/2 years old I once spent $85 on sushi just for her in one evening.

Astonishing....I'm sure that the restaurant was delighted to have you and the staff cried when you left, pleading with you to come back soon   :-)

She's a beautiful 120lb college student now, and would never wolf down food like that....

in front of her boyfriend anyways...

ROTFLMAO!

Her future husband will be in for a bit of a surprise the first time he returns home after a long day at work:

BabyHeels' Hubby: "Honey, didn't we have two large turkeys, a giant squid and sixty pounds of wasabe here in the refrigerator yesterday?  I thought that I had picked those up shopping, but I suppose I could be mistaken......"

BabyHeels: "burp"

32 posted on 05/27/2008 12:08:14 AM PDT by Stoat (Rice / Coulter 2012: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
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To: Stoat

Yep. But I think he’s starting to suspect. We had steak tonight and she daintily ate at least a pound of meat, 2 helpings of mashed potatoes, 1/2 a big zucchini out of the garden with ranch dressing and a homemade chili rellano. Then polished it off with some rocky road. Boyfriend is 6’4”. Barely finished his dinner. Just watched with his mouth open in astonishment.


33 posted on 05/27/2008 12:14:04 AM PDT by Hi Heels (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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