Sarasota. Figures, huh? “The weather’s here, wish you were beautiful state”.
I suspect that in most cases “a $5,000 purse, fake tits, and a collection of maxed out credit cards” means she is trying to appear successful so as to attract a successful husband. Successful men rarely fall for flat-chested poor girls, so these women are trying to make the playing field level.
My strong belief is that BOTH sexes tend in general to choose mates on shallow, foolish criteria—too many men looking for women with big boobs, too many women looking for men with big wallets. To be fair, many men have seen women let themselves go after marriage and are trying to find women who won’t do that; many women have seen that financial problems caused by a husband who can’t get on track with a career can make married life hell, so they are both protecting themselves.
I don’t want to start one of those 4000-post threads about How Terrible Women Are!