I only used to misbehave at matches (in my younger days) if the local police were soft enough . If my team had ever played in an American city I probably would have (A)stayed sober , and (B) would not have said boo to a goose !
If my team had ever played in an American city.....
You probably would've beaten the crap out of us. ...on the pitch, that is. No matter how hard American soccer officials try to get the game to catch on over here, their efforts are in vain. Many kids are placed in leagues when young by their "soccer moms", but by the time they reach high school their interests invariably change to the Big 3 -- (American) football, basketball, and baseball.