[packrat35]

1. Pink shirts-nothing screams out “I’m Gay or sexually confused like a pink shirt. Don’t give me that “its OK now BS”.

2. Carrying an umbrella-(unless you’re carrying it for a woman to keep her dry). Umbrella carrying men just screams out “Hey I’m a candy-a$$ scared of water.

3. Working men using napkins (not talking about you guys in suits). That’s what shirt sleeves are for. A man using a napkin just gives off a tofu-eating aura that REAL men will avoid.

4. Cooking, if married. God gave us women-why the heck are you cooking?

[Afronaut]

Pink shirts-nothing screams out “I’m Gay or sexually confused like a pink shirt. Don’t give me that “its OK now BS”.

Always ask that guy in your office if they bought their pink shirt at Victoria's Secret. And remind them that it is Barbie's favorite color also...

[Verbosus]

Doh!
I take umbrellas whenever rain is in thr forcast.
I’m innocent of all the others, though.