I’m going to hold you to the dare ...I’m a patient sort .....;)
Oh lawd...well, I can guarantee you that it's not gonna happen tonight....it's been a long day and this furry varmint is sleepy. Perhaps tomorrow after work....it's been literally months and months since I've taken a photo but I need to find it anyway, what with bikini season errrr...."cough" "cough" excuse me, SUMMERTIME fast approaching.
I wonder though, if some hysterical, hard-Left Socialist limp-wristed staffer at the Sun sees it and "interprets it as a threat" if he/she/it gets a photo of a drawer full of guns from some Yank?
I don't need a visit from the FBI at the stoat cave, I barely have enough whisky for myself, certainly not enough for twenty SWAT team guests......