[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Coors Light was on the list until it was judged to be "officially not a beer".

Coors Light might as well be water to a discerning beer drinker's palate.

Anything brewed with rice (Miller Anything or Anheiser-Busch Anything) is not beer. It should be called 'Malt Beverage'. It's all rubbish.

[Richard Kimball]

You remember the old joke: Coors Light is like making love on the beach.