I believe this is a slight variation of an article originally written by Charley Reese, a columnist for the Orlando Sentinel, that has recently been updated and recirculated.
http://www.apfn.org:80/APFN/woes.htm
Yeah, I expect this to be in my hotmail account inbox in a matter of days attributed to either Ted Nugent, George Carlin, (or more ludicrously) Billy Joel-HA!, an anonymous marine, and so on.
Yep, that sure looks like the same thing. Good catch!