oompa, loompa, doopatee-doo . . .
To: TPartyType
Bill: I want to be the first American Indian in the White House.
Member of the audience: No way. You are just wearing some of that spray on tan stuff
Bill: Paleface speak with forked tongue
2 posted on
05/19/2008 12:44:50 PM PDT by
AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: TPartyType
“...I want you to listen to me. I’m going to say this again: I am NOT the Mayor of Detroit, Kwame Kilpatrick...”
3 posted on
05/19/2008 12:45:21 PM PDT by
equaviator
("There's a plane on the horizon coming in...see it?")
To: TPartyType
Next time Bill, use the Estee Lauder No. 47 on your HANDS, too....
4 posted on
05/19/2008 12:46:31 PM PDT by
Right Cal Gal
(Abraham Lincoln would have let Berkeley leave the Union without a fight)
To: TPartyType
Pull my finger, go ahead pull it.
5 posted on
05/19/2008 12:47:16 PM PDT by
dblshot
To: TPartyType
“I hope you have enjoyed my speech today as much as I have. But I doubt it.”
6 posted on
05/19/2008 12:52:31 PM PDT by
Frank_Discussion
(May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
To: TPartyType
My BP is a little high I need a Lewinsky...
To: TPartyType
If any of you super delegates think you can just throw your support to Obama, take a good look at what happened to Teddy last week. Now, who do you think he's going to support when he gets out of the hospital?
8 posted on
05/19/2008 12:56:33 PM PDT by
Dixie Yooper
(Ephesians 6:11)
To: TPartyType
9 posted on
05/19/2008 12:56:36 PM PDT by
weegee
(We cant keep our homes on 72 at all times & just expect that other countries are going to say OK -BO)
To: TPartyType
10 posted on
05/19/2008 12:59:32 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(Voting CONSERVATIVE in memory of 5 children killed by illegals 2/17/08 and 2/19/ 08)
To: TPartyType
First the fake tan, next look out for the popped collars. Bubba is on the prowl!
12 posted on
05/19/2008 1:00:21 PM PDT by
weegee
(We cant keep our homes on 72 at all times & just expect that other countries are going to say OK -BO)
To: TPartyType
"If you don't vote for Hillary, you are sexist
and the IRS, which I still control, will audit you."
13 posted on
05/19/2008 1:09:26 PM PDT by
Diogenesis
(Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum)
To: TPartyType
when the fingers flyin, he be lyin...
14 posted on
05/19/2008 1:12:43 PM PDT by
edzo4
To: TPartyType
She (Hillary) did not give me a black eye!
I fell when I was kneeling down to inspect - - I mean, when I was helping a nice young lady.
15 posted on
05/19/2008 2:16:42 PM PDT by
jongaltsr
(Hope to See ya in Galt's Gulch.)
To: TPartyType
"I did NOT have sex with that woman, Hillary Rodham Clinton!!"
19 posted on
05/20/2008 4:06:11 AM PDT by
fredhead
(4-cylinder, air cooled, horizontally opposed......THE REAL VW!!!)
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