I know you'll take a lot of flak for saying that, but IMNSHO you're 100% correct. Oreos are a cheap imitation of Hydrox, which were a truly great cookie appreciated by all with taste and discernment. There's only one thing for which Oreos are suited: at our county fair we had piglet races, and the lucky oinker that crossed the finish line first got to the through for his reward, an Oreo.