Assuming Kelly was not previously in the military (fair assumption considering this is Beserkley) or taking care of a disabled relative, etc. the reason for graduating at the ripe old age of 27 may have to do with the “Van Wilder” plan of parties, orgies, and related bacchanalia. Perhaps Kelly has been so traumatized since the 2000 election that he/she/it plunged into a drug-addled haze and has yet to emerge.....
Actually, I was spending time taking care of my sick mother who was dying of cancer.
Btw, where did you graduate? CSUDH?