LOL! My husband doesn’t do it but my kids do. Drives me nuts. Just let me read the damn thing already. I don’t know what darn socks means. I’m pretty sure I don’t it.
Your other skills more than compensate for that.
I’m don’t like being read to either...but the toothpaste thing is funny...I have overcome my toothpaste issues. I buy it in the little bottle thingys...NOT the retro tubes. I could never stand the avalanche of toothpaste with the cap stuck in it...