[AppyPappy]

That’s not funny. A moose once bit my sister.

[theFIRMbss]

>A moose once bit my sister

Everybody knows moose only bite women who eat way too much cheese!

[indcons]

Was it hugh and series?

[Lazamataz]

That’s not funny. A moose once bit my sister.

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A Møøse once bit my sister...No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"... Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...