[aposiopetic]

A host of other big-name free agents, including Sammy Sosa, Mike Piazza, Kenny Lofton, Roger Clemens and David Wells are also still on the market.

Maybe there's a lesson to be learned there.

[DPMD]

Let’s get Congress in on the act. They don’t have much to do. I’m envisioning two specific actions they can take that will solve the problem, government-style.

1. Pick a team and force it to hire Bonds.

2. Raise taxes.