[300winmag]

I use this all the time, and it has never failed:

[HairOfTheDog]

There’s another one I always liked that was along the same vein... something like

“These numbers aren’t right, but they’re the only numbers we have”
“If they aren’t right, why don’t we at least pick better wrong numbers?”

[Lil'freeper]

OMG - I’m using that one. Starting Monday. I’m using it!