Have a bagel for breakfast instead. If you do drop it on your laptop, the only result will be that for the rest of the day the computer will print only in Yiddish. Good luck!
Thanks for the first laugh I’ve had this morning! I just watched a spot on Fox News showing how people in Haiti are eating dirt pies. Dirt, water, butter and salt and cooked up because they can’t afford food. How on earth can I be upset about a broken computer I can afford to replace.
I once spilled a case of Guinness on my favorite comb and the next day all the teeth were crooked.